I don't want to give away the surprise, but of course you had to know that if we're talking about the biggest, boldest, and most expensive of ANYthing, the government would be involved.
The official results are here.
By the way, if you're not a regular visitor to Iowahawk's blog, you should be. There on display is pure genius, expressed as precisely targeted sarcasm and wit. It's everything Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert wish they could be--and it isn't all coming from a team of writers.